JaQelvis Says: This reminds me of when I used to go up to the mannequins at the mall to look up their skirts and yell to my mom where their private parts were.  That was last month.

Rodge Says: The same thing this young genius describes happened to me last night.  Frankly, I don't want to get into the details, but let's just say it involved a midget, a tranny, and a fainting goat.