So I was at the gym today, working out.  I was rocking my Ipod, enjoying some tunes, on top of the world.  Everyone was giving me the nods like "Hey, that guy has an Ipod, he must be hip and cool."

Naturally I was giving them the nod back in agreement, until this other guy walks in the gym.  He was wearing a Nike zip workout shirt, combined with jeans and work boots.  Not exactly the smoothest of outfits.  But then I was taken aback when I looked and saw he had an Ipod Shuffle and he was utilizing the lanyard!  Instantly he became the hit of the gym due to his lanyard.  Damn I need to upgrade.