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Rodge Rockwell
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| Rodge is an experienced web veteran who's had his share of life experiences. A habitual line-stepper who's always bird-dogging the ladies, Rodge is neither politically correct, nor intelligent.
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Articles by this Author
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Dukes Of The Trailer Park
 Not only does speeding around a parking lot get this guy excited, he apparently also likes to beat himself in the head with metal objects.
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It's #*&($% Old School!
 The humor to me in this video just comes from the opening line for the girl. After all, it is just #*&($% old school. These beats are so fresh, dammmmmn!
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You Know You Dance Like This When You're Alone
 There are few things more embarassing than being busted getting freaky on the dance floor by yourself. While this guy is not a great dancer, at least he's into it.
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Smoked In The Shower
 This is what happens when you sing "Hey Ya" in the shower. In fact, this should happen to any guy that sings in the shower.
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Crazy Cricket Fans
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(WARNING: Nudity) Cricket is so crazy, this one female fan couldn't keep her shirt on. The funny part is the announcer's reaction, so be sure to have some sound on when you watch the clip.
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Escalator Rail Slide
 This guy slides down a fairly long hand rail on an escalator and finds out at the end why it would have been easier to ride it the correct way. Good thing he has a nice suit on.
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Rave Til Dusk
 This guy is definitely in the zone. In his world, the music is so good that he doesn't even care that everyone is standing around laughing at him. He calls this move the lawn mower.
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Home Shopping Stabbing
 When demonstrating how durable your samurai sword is, the last think you want it to do is break apart and stab you. And having Odell quickly arrive on the scene is even funnier.
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Afro Ninja
 Afro Ninja has been floating around the net for quite a while now, but it is such a classic that we wanted to post it again to enjoy some more laughs and learn some rad numchuck skills.
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Convertible Headbanger
 The worst part about having a convertible Ferrari is getting your ego shattered when trying to impress a chick walking by and not paying attention to falling objects.
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I Ride Gold Baby
 When this guy pimped his ride, he wasn't playing around. With hardly any money to spend on booze, he gave his ride a fresh new paint job, new wheels and has now officially been pimped. |
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Ferrari Test Drive
 This Ferrari was pushed to it's limits by a test driver and finally stopped in it's tracks when the engine was worked so hard that it actually explodes inside of the car.
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Gameshow Nipple Slip
 (WARNING: Nudity) This lady gives the audience a surprise when her boob pops out of her shirt while dancing around.
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Parrot Pet Star
 It is pretty amazing how much this parrot can do, but it is also pretty amazing how the parrot is more intelligent than half of my friends. They should watch this and take lessons.
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Sneaky Soccer Goal
 I bet it is safe to say that the goallie did not receive the game ball with this careless move. What the shit was he looking at? Perhaps his girl was in the stands with another dude?
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Crazy Ping Pong Action
 I don't know about you, but I've never tried a cartwheel while playing ping pong. And I'm not sure his ending move was legal, but the announcer was excited.
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Strong Dance Moves
 This guy's style of break dancing could make a fortune in the physical fitness industry. The problem would be seeing some dorky white guy in spandex trying it to pull this off.
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Something Dirty
 We thought this was pretty funny, although it did leave images in our brains that will haunt us forever. Thanks to stupid-show.com for putting this one together.
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Hummer Break Down
 It must really suck to take your expensive off road vehicle out to do some real work and have it crap out on you. We would like to see the video of how they got it out.
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That Next Step is a Doozy
 This lady soon learned that the step off was a bitch. I also wonder why this was even being featured on live TV in the first place. Lastly, her moaning on the ground is pretty amazing.
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Scissors In The Arm
 This is an example of what happens when the geek that gets picked on all of the time in school finally had enough and snaps. Luckily for him, he hit the guy in the arm.
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Boomerang Skills Video
 My only experience with a boomerang was back in the day when Nerf made one. It would actually come back to you if you threw it correctly, but it was nothing like what this guy does.
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Deaf karaoke
 This guy's deaf karaoke skit is pretty funny. He must have spent a lot of time practicing to get it down so well. I'm not sure of the exact sign for a man, but his is probably more accurate.
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Gotta Have More Cowbell Video!
 Everybody needs more cowbell...especially Bruce Dickinson. By the end of this, you'll be wanting some gold-plated diapers. Notice Jimmy Fallon unable to keep his composure, amateur.
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Tsunami Videos and Video Clips
 The following tsunami videos are clips from the horrible tsunami that occurred in the Indian Ocean near the end of 2004. It's amazing that technology can now capture the world tragedies.
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Numa Numa Yay Or Some Crap Like That....
 This video has been on the web for a while, but we had to share it with the Whoomp community. It's just amazing that talent like this goes undiscovered. Wait, it is discovered.
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Small Man Big Gun
 This guy is obviously trying to compensate for something else. He should probably think about getting a smaller gun or at least taking off his dress before going to the firing range.
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Crazy Dunking White Guy Video
 This white guy can really fly. I think he's Canadian and ended up playing college football or something, but he can sure dunk. Check out when he jumps over his teammate, his head is right at the rim.
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New Bike Crash
 What do you do on your first day with your shiny new motorcycle? Crash it into a tree, what else? This guy must have forgot to show up for his motorcycle instructional course.
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Wipeouts On The Water
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Growing up on the water, I can surely appreciate this video. Crazy things can happen when people take to the water on the weekends to blow off steam and get drunk.
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Romantic Bath
 Some men just don't have a clue when it comes to romance. However, there are plenty of women out there that love a sense of humor. Perhaps this was just to break the ice?
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A Who Job?
 It is always funny when news anchors slip up and say something dumb, but how did he confuse block party with what he said. His mind was definitely in the gutter on that one.
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Busted By The Boss
 Being the drunk at the office party is never a good thing, but getting busted talking bad about your boss while drunk at the office party is a sure way to get fired.
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Serenity Trailer
 Fans of the sci-fi cult TV series "Firefly" will soon be able to watch Captain Malcolm Reynolds lead his crew as they make their way through the galaxy on the big screen.
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You Got Served
 It is always fun to watch kids serving each other. As we have learned at Whoomp headquarters, any conflict can be solved with a fat beat and some slick dance moves.
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Amazing Biker Balance
 This guy puts on a an amazing display of balance and control as he makes his way across the hurdles without ever touching the ground much less putting his feet down.
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Kiteboarder Gets Slammed
 A gust of wind picks up this kiteboarder and carries him almost to shore before slamming him down hard in shallow water. His face must have took most of the fall.
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Paris Hilton with fiance, Paris
 Your standard paparazzi outside of a nightclub video, until obsessed fan guy shows up. Seriously, fans of these people who chase them down are weird.
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Hurricane Katrina Videos and Video Clips
 In the midst of the largest natural disaster in the history of the United States, we have compiled a list of resources, videos and various media coverage about Hurricane Katrina.
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5th Grade Devo Whip It Remake
 Elementary school talent shows were always fun. There were probably a hundred kids doing some kind of dance to a Britney Spears song, but only these guys had the balls to bust out Devo's Whip It.
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Freestyle Rap Battle Instructions
 I just happened upon some fantastic instructions for how to learn to freestyle rap battle. It's been something I've been dying to do, thankfully I now have a way to hone my craft.
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A Guy Saying "Yes" Video
 Warning: Profanity. We all have days like this, but this is a clever spoof ad. It could speed up a little bit, but the slowness adds to the punchline.
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Bad Day At The Office Video
 This is an internet classic, but who hasn't wanted to do this to their computer? Or better yet, who has done this to their computer?
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Waterbed Prank
 These guys came up with a great when when they set this prank up. It is hilarious to watch person after person lunge themselves into the trap and then freak out after.
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Avian Bird Flu On The Daily Show
 The Daily Show never fails to bring the laughter when it comes to the world issues at hand. Who knew that bird flu would be a world problem, or that it would be so funny.
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Chinese Backstreet Boys Lip Sync
 We pretty much think this video is dumb, but we wanted to take advantage of the recent press it has been getting on the national TV networks. And if you like it, then that's cool too.
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OK Go Million Ways Dance Video
 Everyone keeps telling us this music video of these music guys dancing should be on our site because it's "hilarious". It didn't strike us as hilarious, but maybe we're missing something.
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us Video
 All Your Base is an internet classic. A phenomenon that started with the video of a translation of a Japanse video game from the late 1980s into English.
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Ode To McGriddles Video
 These dudes have problems. Serious problems. McDonald's is nasty, but at least they got to cause some trouble singing a song about their favorite food. Sickos.
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Doctor Pressure Butt Guy
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Sometimes you just gotta get funky. This guy knows how in ways that many people only wish they could. The funniest part is he's probably taking himself very serious about his dance skills.
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SNL Pirate Convention
Pirates are so hot right now. They're like this year's ninja, only funnier. Check out SNL's Annual Pirate Convention in Milwaukee.
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Broke Mac Mountain
Continuing with our theme of Brokeback Mountain spoofs comes Broke Mac Mountain. A touching story of two men, one with a beard, and a broken Macintosh.
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Real Life Simpsons Intro
We're not sure if this is really cool, or if people just have way too much free time. Regardless, you have to give them credit for creating a real life version of The Simpsons intro.
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Real Life Frogger
 Extremely lucky driver avoids collision in intersection. Jedi trick?
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Family Guy Homosexual Crisis
 Family Guy Homosexual Crisis
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Greatest Knockouts
 Some of the greatest knockouts. Intense.
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Most Expensive Car Cleaner
 Most expensive car cleaner. A guy will clean your car using car wax worth $10,000 dollars.
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Pilots Drunk at Airport
 Pilots drunk at airport.
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Ammo Box & Minigun
 Ammo box being depleted by a minigun firing at a high rate.
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Helicopter Minigun Training
 Intense helicopter minigun training missions using tracer rounds, video synced to rock music.
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Blogs by this Author
03/8/2005
This my friend, is the blog of the Whoomp Master. I'd like to welcome you to Whoomp.com, your source for what's hot in video and other forms of interesting or amusing stuff. Keep an eye ...
04/22/2005
This article is bizarre. First, it's funny someone is studying this. Second, I love this quote at the end from my man Chan: "It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels c...
04/26/2005
I'm at a trade show right now. One of the odd things about the trade show is the thing known as the "booth babe". Various companies hire models/strippers/good looking women to basically po...
05/4/2005
So I was at the gym today, working out. I was rocking my Ipod, enjoying some tunes, on top of the world. Everyone was giving me the nods like "Hey, that guy has an Ipod, he must be hip and...
05/20/2005
So I saw Revenge of the Sith. It was what I expected. It completed the story well enough, and I wouldn't complain about much besides the poor acting in the love dialog scenes between Padam...
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