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Freestyle Rap Battle Instructions
Published  09/26/2005 | Rodge's Ramblings | Rating:

I just happened upon these instructions for how to learn how to freestyle rap battle.

There are two things that frighten me about this:

1. I'm frightened here are actual instructions that exist for how to freestyle rap battle.  Isn't this one of those things that if you aren't naturally good at, you shouldn't be doing anyway?  And if you are so bad at it you need instructions, I can't imagine it's going to end well for you.

2. I'm frightened that I printed out these instructions already and pasted them to the door of my refridgerator.  Now every morning before I have my waffles and Scotch, I drop some lyrics about the chain of rap greatness.  Sugar Hill, Grandmaster Flash, NWA, Dre, Eazy E, MC Hammer, Snoop, Eminem, 50 Cent, and Rodge.  That's right sucka, Rodge.

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  • Comment #1 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Make sure you eat a hearty meal before attempting a battle. Words to live by ...
     
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    because I dont like that fucc bio
     
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    Man dis is some pretty messed up shit. I ain't really think they had deez instructions on how to rap. If you can't rhyme than I ain't know what you can do.
     
  • Comment #12 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    cuz i like it it's cool and i want to be on tv so bad just someone put me and my family on tv plz i need for everyone that know's us see that we where on tv. thanks have a good day
     
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    when you rap its just a big disater you're so fat u look like jenny craig before and after
     
  • Comment #14 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    man if the flow of raping dosent come to you if your not o natural at it give up or youll get chewed up its not worthit its embaressing trust me the people wching you get more embrassed when you screw up trust me ive wacht some pretty fucked up battles peace out mc.bustaline
     
  • Comment #15 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    im from philly and i "freestyle rap" my self and this is bullshit. by the way freestyle has changed alot since bigies times and jay z just raps about how rich is he and how much hoes he got. spit real shit. if u dont live a real hard knock life. dont say u do thats just frontin. if u tote gats and smoke trees spit it. but if u dont then. rap about ur college life. or ur white suburbian background.
     
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