Published on 09/26/2005

I just happened upon some fantastic instructions for how to learn to freestyle rap battle. It's been something I've been dying to do, thankfully I now have a way to hone my craft.

Freestyle Rap Battle Instructions

I just happened upon these instructions for how to learn how to freestyle rap battle.

There are two things that frighten me about this:

1. I'm frightened here are actual instructions that exist for how to freestyle rap battle. Isn't this one of those things that if you aren't naturally good at, you shouldn't be doing anyway? And if you are so bad at it you need instructions, I can't imagine it's going to end well for you.

2. I'm frightened that I printed out these instructions already and pasted them to the door of my refridgerator. Now every morning before I have my waffles and Scotch, I drop some lyrics about the chain of rap greatness. Sugar Hill, Grandmaster Flash, NWA, Dre, Eazy E, MC Hammer, Snoop, Eminem, 50 Cent, and Rodge. That's right sucka, Rodge.

Learn to Rap Battle